Tag: Aliens

The Day the Suburbs Stood Still

The Day the Suburbs Stood Still

Scene:  In the dark of night, a tiny object plummets invisibly to the earth.  Glowing with the searing heat of the Earth’s atmosphere, it arrives on the planet as a tiny fireball before slamming into the ground in a suburban backyard. It’s flames immediately extinguished by the tiny impact, it’s arrival goes undetected by the slumbering people in the house. …

Top Ten Things to Tell Your Kids When They Discover You Ate All Their Candy

Top Ten Things to Tell Your Kids When They Discover You Ate All Their Candy

10. That was Halloween Candy. It expires after Christmas. That way you make more room for Valentine’s Candy 9. I didn’t eat it. Your brother/sister/father/babysitter/grandmother/the dog/the UPS guy/Mrs. Butterworth/The Tooth Fairy/Aliens/Bill O’Reilly ate it. 8. NO, that is not chocolate on my mouth. It’s the new brown lipstick that is very in this year. All the celebrities are wearing it.…