And G-d said, “Let There be Boca”

Everyone knows that God made a covenant with Abraham which gave the Jews Israel in exchange for a little foreskin. What most people don’t know is that God also agreed to give us Florida. This is why Jews move down to Florida when they retire. We don’t have a choice. It was part of the original deal. The Christians got Martha’s Vinyard and we got Boca Raton…

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  1. Sheri Saretsky

    Hi Tracy – Hysterical….you have left us in a quandry since my husband is half-Jewish but is a practicing Christian. He shudders at the thought of offending God or Abraham so I’m thinking we will be retiring somewhere that is neutral….like Switzerland.