I came around the corner of the kitchen in time to see the dog do this strange and completely revolting backside skooch across our rug.
“Aaaack!” I yelled. A proper response, I thought, to the sight of my dog using his butt as a vacuum cleaner across the rug.
“No, no, no!” I barked at the dog, shooing him off the rug. He gave me a look as if to say, “What? Isn’t this exactly what your new, expensive rug is for…”
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