The Latest Lost in Suburbia Column: When Your Pooch Starts to Skooch

“Mom, Riley is doing this weird thing,” announced my daughter somewhat urgently.

I came around the corner of the kitchen in time to see the dog do this strange and completely revolting backside skooch across our rug.

“Aaaack!” I yelled. A proper response, I thought, to the sight of my dog using his butt as a vacuum cleaner across the rug.

“No, no, no!” I barked at the dog, shooing him off the rug. He gave me a look as if to say, “What? Isn’t this exactly what your new, expensive rug is for…”

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2 responses to “The Latest Lost in Suburbia Column: When Your Pooch Starts to Skooch

  1. Funny. Dogs are both loveable and disgusting. My dog swallowed a dead mouse whole and then puked it up on my shoe. Good thing they weren’t designer originals!