Tag: Toilet paper

Ladies in Waiting.. to Use the Bathroom

Ladies in Waiting.. to Use the Bathroom

OK.. I admit it, I have bathroom issues. I used to think it was just about certain family members who don’t change the empty toilet paper roll. But after going out to dinner and to the movies this weekend, I realized my bathroom issues are far more complicated and might possibly warrant a Toilet Intervention. In my defense, who among…

I am the Very Model of a Toilet Paper General

I am the Very Model of a Toilet Paper General

(Sung to the tune of I am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General from The Pirates of Penzance) I am the very model of a Toilet Paper General I make sure all our bathrooms are equipped with the essent-i-als One-pliable or two-able; it’s all so very doable So how come no one’s figured out how to replace a tube-able?…