Tag: smelly dogs

How to Give a Dog a Bath

How to Give a Dog a Bath

When the dog starts to smell like Eau de Garbage, his breath is bad enough to peel paint off the walls, and people think he is a brown dog when really he is white, I know it’s time to give him a bath. Since I am the one who feeds, walks and cleans up after him, it has fallen to…

Red Dog, Yellow Dog, White Dog, Smelly Dog

Red Dog, Yellow Dog, White Dog, Smelly Dog

THE LATEST LOST IN SUBURBIA COLUMN: Not that I’m shallow or anything, but the reason we got the dog that we did was because he matched the couch. I thought I was being smart because we had all black furniture and we got a black dog so none of the dog hair would show on anything. Unfortunately, three months after…