Tag: dog

It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Lip Sings

It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Lip Sings

I’m one of those people who buys a lot of toys for my dog. Maybe I do it out of guilt for those times I leave him home alone while I run out to go shopping, do errands or whatever. So what if I bribe my dog with squeaky, fuzzy and tuggy things? I do the same thing with my…

Sofa… So Good.

Sofa… So Good.

“The sofa has left the building,” my husband said to me over the phone. I jumped up and down. My husband had decided to upgrade his leather office couch, and the reject was coming home to go in our playroom. Until now, the playroom had plenty of room to play, but no place to sit. When they were tired of…

The Suburban Summer Olympics

The Suburban Summer Olympics

Note: In honor of the Olympics, I’d like to share with you my very special version that we host on a regular basis here in the suburbs. I wrote this one several years ago so don’t let the dog reference throw you. If you are a regular visitor to this blog, you know that our dog has recently passed on…

How to Give a Dog a Bath

How to Give a Dog a Bath

When our dog starts to smell like Eau de Garbage, his breath is bad enough to peel paint off the walls, and people think he is a brown dog when really he is black, I know it’s time to give him a bath. Since I am the one who feeds, walks and cleans up after him, it has fallen to…