Tag: Cars

When Peanut Butter and Jelly Vandals Attack

When Peanut Butter and Jelly Vandals Attack

“Did someone throw a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich at my car?” I asked.  My husband and kids just stared at me. “There is Peanut Butter and Jelly on the side of my car,” I explained. “What makes you think it’s Peanut Butter and Jelly?” asked my husband. “It’s purple and brown,” I said. “Did you taste it?” asked my…

Indiana Beckerman and the Vehicle of Doom

Indiana Beckerman and the Vehicle of Doom

As I was driving my son to school, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. It was descending on a thread from the roof of my car just left of the steering wheel. “SPIDER!!!! There’s a spider in the car!” I shrieked, jerking the steering wheel to the right as though I could somehow drive away from…

X Marks the Parking Spot

X Marks the Parking Spot

Anyone who has lived in the suburbs knows that one of the most frustrating exercises in futility out here can be finding parking. When you live in the city, parking is nonexistent and everyone knows it. But out here in the ‘burbs, it would seem that there should be more than enough parking for all the minivan drivers in the…