Tag: bathing suits

Real Women Don't Wear Tankinis

This year, I worked hard to drop a few pounds over the winter so that when spring arrived, I wouldn’t have to face my annual swimwear terror attack. Honestly, I find shark-infested waters less scary than trying on bathing suits.  Bungee jumping?  Piece of cake.  Wrestling alligators?  Not a problem.  Standing half-naked in front of a three-way mirror when I…

The Psychic Wives Network

The Psychic Wives Network

After almost 19 years of marriage, my husband and I have finally figured out why sometimes, we have trouble communicating: He can’t read my mind. I know. I was shocked, too. But there it was. And the sad fact was, I was enlightened over a bag of garbage. One morning I came downstairs to find a bag of garbage sitting…